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Happy New Year Noobs. Welcome back to the gym.uton

I write this post not mocking you.

I have been working out in gyms since I was 17, unfortunately not consistently. I have gone from athlete to fat ass. I have gone up and down with my weight and conditioning over the last 10 years like most of you. So let me reiterate, I'm not mocking you.

This post is for the truly clueless people. Here are a few tips for you.

1. Get the fuck out of my way. If I'm working out in a space and I go to change dumbbells, don't just slide right in. Wait at least a minute to see if I come back. If I'm roid-raging that day, things could end badly for you.

2. If you're having trouble lifting that 45lb plate, what makes you think you can lift 2 of them on that bar? Idiot.

3. Spandex. There really isn't a need for most of you to wear it. A guy should never wear it. which leads me to...

4. Proper gym attire. Don't wear jeans, khakis, or button up shirts. If its winter and you aren't ripped, don't wear sleeveless shirts. If you stick with it and lose a few pounds, congrats, just dont start wearing only sports bras and spandex middle aged women. That's gross. Please cover up.

These are just a few things I've noticed the last few days from the people like me who decided to get a jump on their resolutions. I will be writing more about the ridiculousness I see at my gym. Like the 6 ft 4 guy who comes in full spandex. Or the 11 Indian guys that come together and just wander around aimlessly. And more. So much more.

Merry Christmas

Now its time to go sit in a cramped room with loud family members, while slowly trying to escape reality by drinking LOTS of domestic beer.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!

Celebrity Greatness

As none of you know I once tried to launch my own blog about anger. It was just myself going on random rants about strokes, crack whores, and garbage pickers. But it failed because I failed. So now I'm attempting to document my anger along with 4 of my other angry friends.

My first post is this - I hate everyone that asks some celebrity for a retweet on twitter. You all know the d-bags I'm talking about. "HEY ASHTON, CAN I GET A RT SO JILL WILL THINK I HAVE A 12 INCH PENIS??". No, you can't get a retweet buddy. Nobody gives a shit about your cause or that it's your birthday. And no celebrity gives a shit either. Quit twitter and quit life.

Community gets shelved

NBC announced their mid-season lineups today, and most people noticed right away that "Community" was missing from its usual Thursday night time slot.

Good. That show sucked. I know the other 4 angry guys here watched that show, but they suck too.

Seriously, community college is a 2 year program. How long did they think they could stretch this premiss?

In closing, I am real lazy tonight and wrote this post using the Blogger app on my iPhone. If there are any spelling errors it's because I have fat thumbs. My next post will have a little more thought and substance behind it. Maybe.

Celebration

I am drinking a Sierra Nevada Celebration and my oh my is it delicious. I wish I was rich and could get a keg of it. Oh too be rich. #richuncleyoshi. Also in awesome news, "Got aids" is trending on twitter! WINING!