Saturday, December 31, 2011
Happy New Year Noobs. Welcome back to the gym.uton
I write this post not mocking you.
I have been working out in gyms since I was 17, unfortunately not consistently. I have gone from athlete to fat ass. I have gone up and down with my weight and conditioning over the last 10 years like most of you. So let me reiterate, I'm not mocking you.
This post is for the truly clueless people. Here are a few tips for you.
1. Get the fuck out of my way. If I'm working out in a space and I go to change dumbbells, don't just slide right in. Wait at least a minute to see if I come back. If I'm roid-raging that day, things could end badly for you.
2. If you're having trouble lifting that 45lb plate, what makes you think you can lift 2 of them on that bar? Idiot.
3. Spandex. There really isn't a need for most of you to wear it. A guy should never wear it. which leads me to...
4. Proper gym attire. Don't wear jeans, khakis, or button up shirts. If its winter and you aren't ripped, don't wear sleeveless shirts. If you stick with it and lose a few pounds, congrats, just dont start wearing only sports bras and spandex middle aged women. That's gross. Please cover up.
These are just a few things I've noticed the last few days from the people like me who decided to get a jump on their resolutions. I will be writing more about the ridiculousness I see at my gym. Like the 6 ft 4 guy who comes in full spandex. Or the 11 Indian guys that come together and just wander around aimlessly. And more. So much more.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Merry Christmas
Now its time to go sit in a cramped room with loud family members, while slowly trying to escape reality by drinking LOTS of domestic beer.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!
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